Can I Lick It Periodic Table Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Nov 09
Nov 13 - Nov 17
Nov 21 - Nov 26
Can I Lick It Periodic Table Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Smartest Festive Gag
Get ready for the smartest, funniest piece of apparel this holiday season with the Can I Lick It Periodic Table Ugly Christmas Sweater! The Can I Lick It Periodic Table Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate choice for the scientist, the student, or anyone who appreciates a highly intellectual yet completely absurd joke. This sweater is more than just festive; it’s a brilliant piece of scientific satire that’s guaranteed to win points for originality and humor.
This vibrant dark blue, red, and green sweater takes the classic “ugly Christmas sweater” style and transforms it into a functional—and hilarious—piece of lab safety (or anti-safety) gear. The design features traditional holiday motifs like reindeer and snowflakes, interspersed with scientific imagery like beakers and molecular structures. The centerpiece is a nearly complete Periodic Table of Elements, rendered in bright, easy-to-read colors. Above the table, the question is posed: “CAN I LICK IT?” Below, a helpful legend uses the classic safety colors (green and red) to give hilarious directives: “SURE, GO LICK IT” and “DON’T DO IT, SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.”
This design’s meaning is rooted in witty academic humor and ironic caution. It perfectly blends the cozy aesthetic of the holidays with the practical (and often dangerous) reality of a chemistry lab, symbolizing the universal curiosity—and occasional recklessness—of science enthusiasts. Wearing this sweater signals your high intelligence, your appreciation for dark humor, and your readiness to have a good time without taking anything too seriously. It’s an imaginative and unforgettable statement. The sweater is designed for a comfortable, relaxed fit, perfect for your next science convention or holiday gathering.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Christmas Hoodie |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Reasons to Buy the Can I Lick It Periodic Table Ugly Christmas Sweater Today
You need this sweater because it is the most intelligent and unique ugly sweater available, perfectly blending science and holiday cheer; the witty “Can I Lick It” joke and safety legend guarantee instant laughs from students, teachers, and science fans; it completely redefines the ugly sweater tradition with a functional, educational, and highly satirical design; it serves as a perfect, memorable gift for chemists, teachers, engineers, or anyone with a brain and a great sense of humor; and its vibrant, complex graphic ensures you are the unforgettable center of attention.
Stop settling for boring holiday apparel. The Can I Lick It Periodic Table Ugly Christmas Sweater allows you to showcase your smarts and your sense of humor with unmatched style. It’s cozy, brilliant, and absolutely unique. Don’t wait for your element to decay—order your scientific sweater now and make your holiday season a reaction!
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
