Christmas Jams But Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Christmas Jams But Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Edgiest and Most Unexpected Ugly Christmas Sweater!

Ready to bring a dose of dark humor and unexpected grit to your holiday party? Then you need the unique and controversial Christmas Jams But Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater! This is more than just knitwear; it’s a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement about holiday cheer and the importance of reliability. If you want the ugliest Christmas sweater that sparks immediate debate, gets massive laughs, and shows off your edgy sense of humor, this Christmas Jams But Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater is your essential holiday armor!

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Christmas Jams But Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater

This cozy crew-neck sweater uses a striking color palette dominated by shades of deep blue and purple, contrasting with the black and white graphic. The entire garment is covered in a complex, multi-patterned ugly sweater aesthetic, featuring block designs, repeating snowflakes, gift boxes, and rows of reindeer and geometric patterns, creating a dense, festive, yet chaotic backdrop. The central graphic is a hilarious and unexpected scene: a highly detailed raccoon is seated next to a vintage record player (turntable) that is spinning a vinyl record. The raccoon wears a festive Santa hat and is holding a large candy cane like a conductor’s baton, ready to drop the needle. Above the graphic is the first line of the quote: “Christmas Jams” and below it is the punchline: “but My Glock Don’t.” The image uses the dual meaning of “jams” (music and malfunctions) to deliver a dark, clever joke.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Need to Buy This Sweater?

Choosing the Christmas Jams But Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate way to stand out and showcase your bold sense of humor this holiday season. Firstly, Guaranteed Controversy (and Laughter): This sweater is a genuine risk-taker. It will prompt questions, maybe even a few gasps, but it will undoubtedly generate the biggest laughs from those who appreciate dark, clever, and boundary-pushing jokes. It’s a guaranteed winner in the “Funniest” or “Most Unexpected” category.

Don’t settle for boring sentiment this year. Embrace the chaos, the comedy, and the controversy with the Christmas Jams But Glock Don’t Ugly Christmas Sweater! It’s warm, darkly funny, and the perfect uniform for a wildly unforgettable Christmas. Click “Add to Cart” today and let the awkward laughter begin!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.