Festive Goose Escape Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Chaos and Carols: The Hilarious “Festive Goose Escape Ugly Christmas Sweater”

Ready to unleash a bit of delightful, feathered chaos this holiday season? Celebrate the fun, anarchic side of the festivities with the unforgettable “Festive Goose Escape Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the essential garment for anyone who knows the best parties are the ones with an uninvited, mischievous guest.

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Festive Goose Escape Ugly Christmas Sweater

The “Festive Goose Escape Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a vibrant, cozy pullover that perfectly fuses traditional holiday cheer with modern, meme-inspired absurdity. The sweater features a bold, classic deep green background, framed by a charming, swirling border of brightly colored Christmas lights. The centerpiece delivers the ultimate, dry-witted punchline: a cartoon goose, wearing a Santa hat and tangled in a chaotic mess of Christmas lights, looking utterly determined to be somewhere else. Above and below this iconic image of feathered freedom, the bold text declares the situation: “FESTIVE GOOSE” and “ON THE LOOSE.” This design is a masterstroke of ironic comedy, perfectly capturing the universal feeling of unpredictable, lighthearted mischief that often defines the holidays. It transforms the sweater from mere apparel into a statement of defiant, self-aware wit, symbolizing the wearer’s fun-loving spirit and their appreciation for the chaotic joy of the season. It’s a warm, comfortable, and immediately eye-catching piece that is perfect for the jokester, the meme enthusiast, the chaos lover, or anyone ready to be the center of a hilarious, memorable conversation. The simplicity of the graphic against the saturated green enhances the visual punch of the joke.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Sweater
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy:

Guaranteed to be the most clever, funny, and unforgettable sweater at any ugly Christmas party, openly display your unique, witty sense of humor and appreciation for absurdist internet culture, enjoy the superior warmth and cozy comfort of a festive knit pullover perfect for chilly weather and all-day lounging, instantly connect and bond with fellow mischief-makers and those who appreciate the chaos of holiday decorating, and make the absolute perfect, surprising, and laugh-out-loud gift for the friend who appreciates chaos and unpredictable fun.

This year, don’t just attend the party—be the escaped guest! The “Festive Goose Escape Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential, comfortable, and clever garment for those who choose joyful chaos over dull conformity. It’s warm, unique, and ready for your best holiday shenanigans. Order your wonderfully chaotic sweater today and let the fun begin!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.