Find The Toxic Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Nov 14
Nov 20 - Nov 24
Nov 28 - Dec 03
The Urgent Warning: The Hilarious “Find The Toxic Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater”
Ready to crash the holiday party with a shockingly funny, meme-inspired public service announcement? Celebrate the chaos of cat ownership and dark internet humor with the unforgettable “Find The Toxic Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the essential garment for the cat lover with an edgy sense of humor.
The “Find The Toxic Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a cozy, clever pullover that flawlessly fuses traditional holiday knitwear with sharp, dark, and absurd humor. The sweater features a soft, unconventional pink background, framed by classic “ugly sweater” Fair Isle patterns of snowflakes, Christmas trees, and bells in red and white. The centerpiece delivers the ultimate, dry-witted punchline: a parody of a missing pet poster. It features a bold, cartoon black cat, carrying a weapon or dangerous item, with warnings in both English and Japanese (お知らせ, 極毒) that the cat is “EXTREMELY POISONOUS.” Above the cat, the frantic, explicit text reads: “I lost my fucking cat.” Below, the comically low reward is listed: “Reward: $1.50 and a bag of chips.” This design is a masterstroke of ironic comedy, perfectly capturing the universal frustration of a lost pet while escalating the situation to absurd, humorous extremes. It transforms the sweater from mere apparel into a statement of defiant, self-aware wit, symbolizing the wearer’s fun-loving spirit, their appreciation for dark, niche humor, and their commitment to celebrating the bizarre moments of life. It’s a warm, comfortable, and immediately eye-catching piece that is perfect for the cat owner, the meme enthusiast, or anyone ready to be the center of a wonderfully outrageous and funny conversation.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Reasons to Buy:
Guaranteed to be the most unique, funny, and unforgettable sweater at any ugly Christmas party, openly display your unique, irreverent sense of humor and appreciation for dark internet culture, enjoy the superior warmth and cozy comfort of a festive knit pullover perfect for chilly weather and all-day lounging, make the absolute perfect, bold, and laugh-out-loud gift for the cat mom/dad with an edgy aesthetic, the meme collector, or the friend who appreciates the absurd, and own a unique, spirited piece that perfectly blends cozy holiday tradition with hilarious, anarchic comedy.
This season, don’t just search for the cat—wear the terrifying warning! The “Find The Toxic Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential, comfortable, and hilarious garment for those who choose bold humor and absurdity over conformity. It’s warm, unique, and ready to be the life of the party. Order your dangerously funny cat sweater today and embrace the chaotic humor!
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
