Funny Idiot Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Self-Aware Seasonal Humor: The “Funny Idiot Ugly Christmas Sweater”

Ready to deliver the perfect dose of self-deprecating humor this holiday season? Show your witty, self-aware side with the hilarious and instantly relatable “Funny Idiot Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the essential garment for anyone who appreciates honesty and a good laugh.

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Funny Idiot Ugly Christmas Sweater

The “Funny Idiot Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a vibrant, cozy pullover that flawlessly merges traditional holiday knitwear with sharp, modern self-aware comedy. The sweater features a bold, classic red and deep green color palette, framed by traditional “ugly sweater” patterns of snowflakes, miniature Christmas trees, and gingerbread men. The front of the sweater delivers the perfect, dry-witted punchline in two separate lines of white text. The upper text declares: “I’m not a complete idiot,” while the lower text finishes the thought with: “Some parts are missing.” This design is a masterstroke of ironic comedy, perfectly capturing the universal feeling of cognitive overload, forgetfulness, or just the general confusion that accompanies the demanding holiday season. It transforms the sweater from mere apparel into a statement of charming, self-deprecating wit, symbolizing the wearer’s refusal to take themselves too seriously and their appreciation for lighthearted humor. It’s a warm, comfortable, and immediately eye-catching piece that is perfect for the jokester, the stressed-out student, or anyone ready to be the center of a hilarious, sympathetic conversation about simply making it through the year.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy:

Guaranteed to be the most honest, funny, and unforgettable sweater at any ugly Christmas party, openly display your unique, self-aware sense of humor and instantly bond with everyone who has ever felt overwhelmed, enjoy the superior warmth and cozy comfort of a festive knit pullover perfect for chilly weather and all-day lounging, make the absolute perfect, honest, and laugh-out-loud gift for the friend who appreciates dry wit, needs a good chuckle, or just struggles with basic competency, and own a unique, spirited piece that perfectly blends cozy holiday tradition with sharp, relatable comedy.

This year, give the gift of honesty and comfort! The “Funny Idiot Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential, hilarious, and cozy garment for those who choose self-aware humor over forced perfection. It’s warm, unique, and ready to be the life of the party. Order your perfectly self-aware sweater today and celebrate your delightful imperfections!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.