Funny We Whiskey You a Merry Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Funny We Whiskey You a Merry Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Perfect Pour of Humor

Toast the season with the hilarious and spirited Funny We Whiskey You a Merry Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater! The Funny We Whiskey You a Merry Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate choice for those who love a stiff drink, a clever pun, and a genuinely funny piece of holiday apparel. This sweater is more than just festive; it’s a bold, cheeky statement that ensures you’re the most spirited person at any gathering.

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Funny We Whiskey You a Merry Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater

This vibrant green and red sweater takes the classic “ugly Christmas sweater” style and fills it with potent, adult humor. The design features a knit-like background with traditional holiday elements like snowflakes and Christmas trees. The centerpiece is a hilarious graphic of Santa Claus—looking a little tipsy—hugging a giant glass of whiskey. The text above and below the image delivers the perfect pun: “WE WHISKEY YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS.” The meaning of this design is rooted in witty, grown-up humor and the celebration of holiday indulgence. It playfully suggests that the best way to get through the holiday season is with a sense of humor and a good quality spirit. It transforms Santa from a figure of childish wonder into a relatable adult, signaling that you appreciate the boozier side of holiday cheer.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy the Funny We Whiskey You a Merry Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater Today

You need this sweater because the hilarious “We Whiskey You” pun is an instant smile-inducer and conversation starter; the unconventional Santa-with-whiskey graphic ensures you are the most memorable person at the party; it elevates the ugly sweater tradition with a truly original, cheeky, and adult-themed design; it serves as a perfect, witty gag gift for bartenders, whiskey connoisseurs, or anyone with a great sense of humor; and its comfortable, cozy aesthetic ensures you stay warm while you pour out the jokes all season long.

Don’t settle for a boring holiday look. The Funny We Whiskey You a Merry Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater allows you to embrace the festive season with unmatched uniqueness and humor. It’s cozy, fun, and absolutely iconic. Secure your delightful, boozy sweater now and have a truly spirited Christmas!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.