How Many Nights A Week Should You Be Reading Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Nov 25
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The Bookworm’s Answer: The How Many Nights A Week Should You Be Reading Ugly Christmas Sweater!
Ready to wear your devotion to books with pride and a perfect punchline? This is the How Many Nights A Week Should You Be Reading Ugly Christmas Sweater, the essential garment for anyone who knows that seven nights of reading is always the correct answer.
This spectacular sweater features a soft, inviting creamy-yellow background, beautifully contrasted by rich, rustic patterns in navy blue, burnt orange, and white. The central graphic is a charming, intellectual goose, wearing spectacles and holding an open book, standing next to a tall, neatly stacked pile of colorful novels. Above this studious scene, the text poses the important question: “how many nights a week should you be reading?” and the answer, provided by the wise goose, is boldly displayed: “6-7”. The entire design cleverly blends this witty, self-aware intellectual humor with a cozy, Aztec-inspired “ugly Christmas sweater” aesthetic. The borders and sleeves feature intricate geometric shapes, zigzags, and arrow patterns, giving the sweater a unique, folk-art feel that is both festive and unconventional. The entire look is a beautiful celebration of literature, humor, and the comfort of knowledge. This sweater is far more than a simple novelty item; it’s a brilliant piece of visual comedy that validates the intense passion of book lovers, suggesting that the pursuit of reading should be a near-daily commitment. It appeals to the wearer who possesses a sharp, self-aware sense of humor, values intellectual pursuits, and finds a comforting joy in curling up with a good book, making it a cozy, witty, and immediate symbol of literary devotion.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Why You Need This Sweater in Your Life?
Are you a teacher, a librarian, a perpetual student, or searching for the most perfectly themed and relatable gift for the bookworm in your life? The How Many Nights A Week Should You Be Reading Ugly Christmas Sweater is an absolute necessity. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter that instantly connects you with fellow reading enthusiasts who share your commitment to literature. This sweater provides a comfortable, cozy, and high-impact alternative to predictable holiday fashion, allowing you to proudly display your witty, intellectual personality all season long. It ensures you stand out as the person who is both the warmest and the most well-read in the room.
Don’t neglect your reading list this holiday season. Grab the How Many Nights A Week Should You Be Reading Ugly Christmas Sweater today and celebrate the holiday season with comfort, style, and a loud, clear declaration of your reading goals!
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
