I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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The I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Ugly Christmas Sweater: A Must-Have for Everyone Who Embraces the Absurd

Are you ready to be the life of the holiday party and the walking embodiment of internet humor? The I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Ugly Christmas Sweater is more than just a cozy top; it’s a hilarious and cleverly self-aware statement that perfectly blends festive cheer with glorious absurdity. This sweater is for those who appreciate the strange, the random, and the pure joy of a good meme.

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I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Ugly Christmas Sweater

The full-print design utilizes the classic holiday colors of red and white, blending traditional Nordic patterns like snowflakes and reindeer with a surreal, modern twist.mThe sweater’s central graphic is a masterpiece of wholesome absurdity. The bold text “I AM A CONDUIT FOR NONSENSE” is prominently displayed, perfectly summing up the wearer’s role in the world. The image features a festive scene: a capybara wearing a Santa hat, riding happily on the back of a duck, right next to a decorated Christmas tree. This design serves as a piece of commemorative apparel for the rise of wholesome, absurdist internet humor. It perfectly captures the joy of celebrating a unique passion during a time meant for joy and sharing, making it the most memorable garment at any gathering.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Should Buy This Sweater?

Owning the I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Ugly Christmas Sweater is an excellent way to express your unique personality and a fun sense of humor. Guaranteed Conversation Starter: The capybara riding a duck is a visual puzzle that will have everyone asking questions. You are practically guaranteed to win the next “Ugly Sweater” contest.

Don’t miss the opportunity to own this iconic and truly unique piece of holiday apparel. The I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect blend of comfort, style, and a profound, humorous message. It allows you to proudly display your love for all things quirky and festive. Get yours today and celebrate the holidays by being the glorious conduit of nonsense you were meant to be!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.