I Am A Conduit For NonSense Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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The Only Honest Holiday Sweater: Introducing the “I Am A Conduit For NonSense Ugly Christmas Sweater”

Ready to truly capture the chaotic, hilarious spirit of the holidays? Embrace your role in the seasonal absurdity with the brilliantly self-aware “I Am A Conduit For NonSense Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the ultimate garment for anyone who knows the season is less about perfection and more about perfectly delightful madness.

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I Am A Conduit For NonSense Ugly Christmas Sweater

The “I Am A Conduit For NonSense Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a rich red pullover that takes the classic Fair Isle holiday knit and infuses it with a deep, modern sense of internet humor. The sweater’s vibrant red is framed by traditional geometric patterns in white, yellow, and orange, setting a festive stage for the chaotic centerpiece. At the heart of the chest is a stark, hilarious white graphic depicting a serene capybara riding a running goose. Below this iconic image, the bold, white text proudly declares: “I AM A CONDUIT FOR NONSENSE.” This design is a powerful, witty statement, acknowledging that life—especially during the holidays—often makes no sense, and that the wearer is the happy vessel for that absurdity. It’s a tribute to meme culture and the joy found in the unexplainable, symbolizing a relaxed, humorous acceptance of life’s randomness. This sweater is warm, cozy, and immediately funny, making it the perfect uniform for anyone who prioritizes fun over formality and understands that shared laughter is the best part of any celebration.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy:

Guaranteed to be the funniest and most talked-about sweater at any gathering or ugly sweater party, openly and hilariously declare your charmingly absurd personality without having to say a word, enjoy the superior warmth and coziness of a classic knit pullover perfect for chilly winter weather, make the absolute perfect, unforgettable gift for the meme lover, the class clown, or the friend who embraces chaos, and own a unique, spirited piece that perfectly captures the current trend of self-deprecating, witty humor.

Don’t fight the chaos—wear it with pride! The “I Am A Conduit For NonSense Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential festive garment for the modern holiday reveler. It’s comfortable, stylishly “ugly,” and guaranteed to bring smiles. Order your chaotic, yet cozy, sweater today and step into your designated role as the conduit of holiday nonsense!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.