I Don’t Think Therefor I Don’t Am Christmas Ugly Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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I Don’t Think Therefor I Don’t Am Christmas Ugly Sweater: Existential Kitty Comfort!

Ready to delve into deep philosophy, question existence, and prove that you’re too comfortable to bother with critical thought this holiday season? The I Don’t Think Therefor I Don’t Am Christmas Ugly Sweater is the ultimate, witty garment for philosophers, cat lovers, and anyone who appreciates a genius, self-aware twist on Descartes. Get ready to simply be cozy!

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I Dont Think Therefor I Dont Am Christmas Ugly Sweater

This striking sweater features a bright, festive green knit base, adorned with classic fair isle patterns incorporating snowflakes and stylized Christmas trees. The centerpiece is a hilarious and brilliant parody of René Descartes’ famous philosophical proposition, Cogito, ergo sum (“I think, therefore I am”). The graphic depicts a curious white cat looking into a mirror, with a reflection looking back. Above and below this contemplative feline are the bold, grammatically flawed, and utterly funny words: “I DO NOT THINK” and “THEREFORE I DO NOT AM.” This design is a brilliant blend of philosophical satire, absurdist humor, and feline charm. It humorously suggests that the easiest way to avoid existence (or holiday stress) is simply to stop thinking, a mindset often exemplified by a content house cat. Wearing this piece signals an intelligent, witty, and imaginative personality, someone who embraces high-concept humor and finds comedy in existential paradoxes. It’s the perfect, cozy way to make an unforgettable, funny, and sophisticated statement to fellow thinkers and cat worshippers.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Sweater
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Should Buy This Festive Game-Changer?

You should buy this exclusive item because it offers a truly unique, genuinely witty, and highly imaginative concept that cleverly parodies foundational philosophy, guaranteeing instant attention and enthusiastic laughs from intellectuals, students, and humor aficionados. It’s an essential purchase for philosophers, literature buffs, or anyone bored with standard holiday motifs, providing a cozy garment that is both incredibly warm and a fantastic, niche conversation starter. Furthermore, this comfortable, cozy sweater makes an exceptional, hilarious, and thoughtful gift for the philosophy major, the contemplative friend, or the cat owner who loves to overthink, offering a memorable, functional, and deeply distinctive present for the holiday season. Stop overthinking your wardrobe; embrace the cozy, existential comfort of the I Don’t Think Therefor I Don’t Am Christmas Ugly Sweater.

Wear the philosophy, embrace the cat, and achieve peak comfort. The I Don’t Think Therefor I Don’t Am Christmas Ugly Sweater is your perfect uniform for a comfortably smart and blissfully thoughtless festive season.

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.