I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad A Base Ugly Christmas Sweater
In stock
Nov 26
Dec 02 - Dec 04
Dec 10 - Dec 15
I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad A Base Ugly Christmas Sweater: Warning: Pun Overload!
Ready to unleash your entire arsenal of groan-worthy, yet secretly loved, holiday humor? The I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad A Base Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate garment for every pun master and proud parent who tracks their comedy success with precision. Get ready to drop some festive truth bombs!
This cozy sweater features a light, off-white knit base with warm caramel brown and olive green trim, creating a comfortable, earthy holiday palette. The borders are adorned with classic fair isle patterns, cleverly incorporating stylized barrels (resembling a database icon) and wrapped gift boxes. The centerpiece proudly displays the ultimate, groan-inducing pun in bold, multi-colored text: “I KEEP ALL MY DAD JOKES IN A DAD-A-BASE.” The design uses decorative banners and subtle snowflakes to frame the core joke. This sweater’s meaning is a brilliant, humorous celebration of parental pride, tech culture, and the universally acknowledged love (and terror) of the dad joke. It humorously acknowledges the dedication required to maintain a ready supply of puns, suggesting that the perfect joke requires both data organization and timing. Wearing this piece signals a fun-loving, witty, and self-aware personality, someone who embraces their comedic status and is ready to connect with others through shared, corny humor. It’s the perfect, cozy way to make an instantly recognizable, funny, and endearing statement to fellow parents and joke-tellers.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Why You Should Buy This Festive Game-Changer?
You should buy this item because it instantly provides a unique, genuinely funny, and highly relatable pun that crosses over into tech humor, guaranteeing immediate connection, loud groans (the highest form of dad-joke praise), and laughs from everyone, ensuring you stand out as the most wittily dressed person at the ugly sweater party. It’s an essential purchase for fathers, pun enthusiasts, tech professionals, or anyone who appreciates the art of wordplay, providing a cozy garment that is both incredibly warm and a fantastic, niche conversation starter. Furthermore, this comfortable, cozy sweater makes an exceptional, hilarious, and thoughtful gift for the father, grandfather, or office colleague who is famous for their jokes, offering a memorable, functional, and deeply personalized present. Stop keeping your jokes a secret; wear your archive proudly with the I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad A Base Ugly Christmas Sweater.
Stay warm, stay witty, and keep those puns flowing. The I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad A Base Ugly Christmas Sweater is your perfect uniform for a comfortably hilarious and festive season.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
