I Require Books Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Must-Have for the Literary Larcenist
Satisfy your literary cravings this season with the I Require Books Ugly Christmas Sweater! It’s the perfect, hilarious blend of cozy holiday cheer and bookworm desperation.

This brilliantly quirky sweater is a fantastic addition to the ugly Christmas sweater canon, tailored for the avid reader with a sense of humor. The central design features an intensely focused raccoon—the beloved trash panda—wearing a festive Santa hat and a vibrant green striped scarf. In a hilariously menacing touch, the raccoon is holding a small, sharp knife, underlining its non-negotiable demand. Above the creature, the bold text reads: “i require books.” The entire scene is set against a warm, rustic red background and framed by classic fair isle-inspired borders, including patterns of reindeer, stockings, Christmas trees, and snowflakes in cream, brown, red, and green. This garment is much more than seasonal apparel; it’s a playful and relatable commentary on the book lover’s intense, sometimes desperate, need for new reading material, especially during the holidays. It’s a witty way to celebrate your passion for literature while showcasing a delightfully aggressive commitment to your favorite hobby.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Christmas Hoodie |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Why You Need This Raccoon Book Sweater Now
You must purchase this incredible sweater because it’s an absolutely unique and unforgettable conversation piece that speaks directly to the soul of every dedicated bibliophile, offering a perfect marriage of hilarious dark humor and charming holiday aesthetic that immediately makes you the center of attention, appealing strongly to librarians, teachers, students, and anyone with a fierce love for reading, making it the quintessential, most clever present for the bookworm in your life or a guaranteed winning entry into any holiday sweater contest.
Don’t let your holiday outfit be a closed book! The I Require Books Ugly Christmas Sweater is your chance to loudly and humorously declare your lifelong commitment to reading. It’s cozy, it’s funny, and it perfectly captures that slightly frantic joy of the perfect book haul. Grab yours today and let this trash panda get you exactly what you want for Christmas!





