I Rode Faces Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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I Rode Faces Ugly Christmas Sweater: Shock Value Meets Seasonal Style

Prepare to be the most provocative person at the holiday party with the I Rode Faces Ugly Christmas Sweater! The I Rode Faces Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate expression of unapologetic, raunchy, and dark humor. This sweater is strictly for adults who value shock value, appreciate satire, and are looking to make a completely unforgettable (and potentially offensive) statement this holiday season.

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I Rode Faces Ugly Christmas Sweater

This striking black and white sweater takes the traditional “ugly Christmas sweater” style and twists it with a highly controversial, adult-themed graphic. The design features familiar Nordic and festive patterns—including snowflakes and reindeer—in a classic high-contrast palette. The central graphic is a black-and-white image of a woman in a provocative pose, overlaid with the bold, all-caps text: “I RODE FACES” and “I SHOULD’VE PISSED ON.”

The shocking juxtaposition of the cozy holiday aesthetic with the explicit, outrageous text is the source of the sweater’s highly subversive and ironic meaning. It transforms the typically innocent holiday garment into a piece of extreme adult humor and social boundary-pushing. Wearing this sweater is a way to signal your appreciation for taboo-breaking jokes, your refusal to conform to polite holiday norms, and your ability to generate instantaneous, polarized reactions. It is designed for a comfortable, relaxed fit, perfect for those adults-only gatherings where decorum is left at the door.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy the I Rode Faces Ugly Christmas Sweater Today

You need this sweater because it is the most shocking, raunchy, and memorable ugly sweater available, guaranteed to win any contest based on controversy; the explicit, dark humor makes it the perfect, outrageous gag gift for friends with a twisted sense of humor; it completely shatters the traditional holiday aesthetic, making a bold anti-establishment statement; it serves as a highly unique piece that ensures you are the absolute center of attention (for better or worse); and the comfortable design allows you to be cozy while being completely inappropriate.

Don’t settle for boring or mildly amusing holiday gear. The I Rode Faces Ugly Christmas Sweater is your extreme statement piece, letting you embrace the holiday season with zero apologies. It’s cozy, provocative, and absolutely unforgettable. If you dare to be completely inappropriate—order your highly controversial sweater now and own the edge this holiday season!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.