It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater
In stock
Nov 12
Nov 18 - Nov 20
Nov 26 - Dec 01
Sweet & Suggestive: The Audacious “It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater”
Ready to deliver the cheekiest, most suggestive holiday humor of the season? Embrace the festive double entendre and unapologetic fun with the wonderfully provocative “It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the essential garment for anyone who appreciates witty, adult comedy.
The “It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a vibrant, cozy pullover that masterfully fuses traditional holiday knitwear with an explicit, yet clever, dose of adult humor. The sweater features a bold, bright pink background, framed by striking black, white, and red Fair Isle patterns adorned with hearts, snowflakes, and tiny candy canes. The centerpiece delivers the ultimate, suggestive punchline: a large, prominently featured candy cane, tied with a festive red bow. Above and below this sweet icon, the bold, playful text declares the innuendo: “IT’S NOT GOING TO LICK ITSELF!” This design is a masterstroke of visual and verbal comedy, perfectly capturing the holiday tradition of candy canes while delivering a clear, tongue-in-cheek message. It subverts the typically wholesome nature of holiday attire with a blast of delightful, self-aware naughtiness, symbolizing the wearer’s confident, fun-loving spirit and their appreciation for witty, suggestive humor. It transforms the sweater from mere apparel into an instant conversation starter and a bold declaration of personality. It’s a warm, comfortable, and immediately eye-catching piece that is perfect for the jokester, the confident individual, the life of the adult party, or anyone ready to be the center of a hilarious, unforgettable conversation.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Reasons to Buy:
Guaranteed to be the most suggestive, funny, and unforgettable sweater at any adult-themed ugly Christmas party, openly display your bold sense of humor and appreciation for clever double entendres, enjoy the superior warmth and cozy comfort of a festive knit pullover perfect for chilly weather and all-day lounging, make the absolute perfect, surprising, and laugh-out-loud gift for the confident friend, partner, or jokester in your life, and own a unique, spirited piece that perfectly blends cozy holiday tradition with outrageous, witty adult humor.
This season, make sure your holiday spirit is perfectly handled! The “It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential, comfortable, and hilarious garment for those who choose a good, suggestive joke over subtle celebration. It’s warm, unique, and ready to be the life of the party. Order your deliciously provocative sweater today and enjoy the reaction!
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
