Live Fast Eat Trash Christmas Ugly Sweater
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Nov 29
Dec 04 - Dec 08
Dec 12 - Dec 17
Live Fast Eat Trash Christmas Ugly Sweater: Embracing the Raccoon Lifestyle!
Ready to embody the chaotic, free-spirited, and delightfully low-brow energy of the ultimate nocturnal anti-heroes? The Live Fast Eat Trash Christmas Ugly Sweater is the perfect, hilariously unconventional garment for anyone who appreciates dark humor, punk aesthetics, and the simple, gritty truth of urban wildlife. Get ready to embrace the trash panda life!
This eye-catching sweater features a warm, inviting knit base of creamy white and burnt orange, framed by classic fair isle patterns incorporating snowflakes and stylized pine trees, giving it a rustic winter look. The centerpiece graphic is a brilliant, stylized illustration of a raccoon and an opossum, looking cool and reckless while driving a vehicle. The bold, edgy mantra is displayed above and below the image in English and Japanese text: “LIVE FAST” (速く生きろ) and “EAT TRASH” (ゴミを食べろ). This design is a brilliant blend of internet culture, aesthetic irony, and animal charm. It humorously captures the rebellious spirit of the “Live Fast, Die Young” mantra and updates it for the modern, dumpster-diving urban creature, celebrating their ability to thrive in chaos. Wearing this piece signals a fun-loving, witty, and bold personality, someone who embraces irreverent humor, appreciates quirky aesthetics, and isn’t afraid to make a statement that is both stylishly gritty and utterly hilarious. It’s the perfect, cozy way to make an unforgettable, fun, and deeply niche statement.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Why You Should Buy This Festive Game-Changer?
You should buy this exclusive item because it offers a truly unique, genuinely witty, and highly imaginative concept, combining beloved, mischievous animals with an iconic, edgy mantra, guaranteeing instant attention and enthusiastic laughs from anyone who appreciates internet humor and the anti-establishment aesthetic. It’s an essential purchase for fans of quirky humor, urban wildlife, or anyone bored with standard holiday motifs, providing a cozy garment that is both incredibly warm and a fantastic, niche conversation starter. Furthermore, this comfortable, cozy sweater makes an exceptional, hilarious, and unforgettable novelty gift for the rebellious friend, the dedicated dumpster diver (humorously!), or the person who loves unique, anti-establishment apparel, offering a memorable, functional, and deeply distinctive present for the holiday season. Stop following the crowd; embrace the cozy, chaotic comfort of the Live Fast Eat Trash Christmas Ugly Sweater.
Stay warm, live by your own code, and embrace the trash. The Live Fast Eat Trash Christmas Ugly Sweater is your perfect uniform for a comfortable, bold, and unforgettable festive season.
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
