Live Fast Eat Trash Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Embrace the Chaos with the Live Fast Eat Trash Ugly Christmas Sweater!

Ready to make a bold, hilarious statement that celebrates the chaotic, fun-loving side of life? This is the Live Fast Eat Trash Ugly Christmas Sweater, the perfect piece for those who appreciate maximalist style and self-aware, irreverent humor.

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Live Fast Eat Trash Ugly Christmas Sweater

This extraordinarily loud sweater features a high-energy, unconventional color palette of electric neon pink, bright lime green, and deep black, ensuring it is a visual shock to the system. The centerpiece graphic is a chaotic celebration: three cartoon raccoons (the ultimate “trash pandas”) wearing cool sunglasses and riding in a pink trash can, with paws raised in a salute. The prominent text above and below the critters proclaims the ultimate mantra: “LIVE FAST” and “EAT TRASH”. A smaller line within the trash can adds the witty footnote: “LIVING THE LIFE!” The entire design cleverly blends this meme-worthy chaos with traditional “ugly Christmas sweater” style. The background and borders feature intricate geometric patterns, tiny stars, snowflakes, and rows of repeating raccoon faces, all rendered in the high-contrast pink, green, and black. The deliberate clash between the cozy, traditional knit aesthetic and the subversive, high-octane graphic is the heart of the sweater’s comedic genius. This sweater is far more than a simple novelty item; it’s a confident, hilarious piece of social commentary that celebrates being unapologetically yourself, embracing imperfections, and finding joy in life’s simple, sometimes messy, pleasures. It speaks to the wearer who possesses a fearless sense of humor, appreciates irony, and understands that the best things in life are often the most absurd.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Sweater
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Need This Sweater in Your Life?

Are you looking for the most memorable, high-energy, and guaranteed-to-win-the-contest garment for a holiday party, or searching for the ultimate gag gift for a friend who loves raccoons and is utterly over-the-top? The Live Fast Eat Trash Ugly Christmas Sweater is your required attire. It’s an instant, chaotic conversation starter that will generate endless laughter and high-fives from anyone who appreciates bold style and absurd humor. This sweater provides a comfortable, impact, and wildly unique alternative to all other holiday designs, ensuring you stand out as the legend of the party. It allows you to proudly display your bold, irreverent personality and confident command of the room in the most hilariously festive way possible.

Don’t settle for boring this holiday season. Go for chaos and comfort! Grab the Live Fast Eat Trash Ugly Christmas Sweater today and celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with neon style and zero apologies!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.