No Good Deed Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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No Good Deed Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Perfect Dose of Dark Cheer

This holiday season, embrace the ironic reality of life with the No Good Deed Ugly Christmas Sweater! The No Good Deed Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate blend of cozy festive wear and dark, cynical humor. This sweater is for anyone who appreciates satire, understands the true meaning of that famous proverb, and wants to bring a genuinely unforgettable, ironic piece of apparel to the holiday gathering. It’s guaranteed to be the most honest statement at any party.

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No Good Deed Ugly Christmas Sweater

This striking black, red, and green sweater takes the traditional “ugly Christmas sweater” aesthetic and twists it with a hilarious, existential message. The design features classic festive patterns—including bells, Christmas trees, and snowflakes—in a contrast palette. The centerpiece is a chilling, yet slightly comical, skeleton figure encircled by a classic holly wreath. Below this stark visual, the bold, all-caps text delivers the core message: “NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.” The meaning of this design is rooted in witty, dark humor and relatable irony. It humorously contrasts the saccharine expectation of holiday goodwill with the often-frustrating reality of life, symbolizing the wearer’s appreciation for cynical truth and self-aware humor. The juxtaposition of the cheerful holly and bells with the morbid skeleton transforms the garment into a fun, public acknowledgment that sometimes, the most virtuous actions result in unexpected chaos.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy the No Good Deed Ugly Christmas Sweater Today

You need this sweater because the hilarious, ironic message is guaranteed to be an instant conversation starter and a memorable hit with anyone who appreciates dark humor; the bold skeleton graphic makes it a unique, edgy, and unforgettable statement piece; it subverts the ugly sweater tradition with a truly original, cynical, and highly honest design; it serves as a perfect, witty gag gift for the cynical friend, the sarcastic coworker, or anyone who needs a laugh about their anxiety; and its comfortable, cozy design ensures you stay warm while ironically navigating the holiday chaos.

Don’t settle for unrealistic holiday perfection. The No Good Deed Ugly Christmas Sweater allows you to embrace the chaos with unmatched style and humor. It’s cozy, striking, and absolutely iconic. Secure your delightfully honest sweater now and wear the ironic truth this holiday season!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.