No Kisses Just Hisses Angry Black Cat Christmas Ugly Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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No Kisses Just Hisses Angry Black Cat Christmas Ugly Sweater: Ultimate Festive Feline Attitude!

Ready to embrace your inner grump and set clear holiday boundaries with maximum feline flair? The No Kisses Just Hisses Angry Black Cat Christmas Ugly Sweater is the perfect, hilariously honest garment for introverts, cat owners, and anyone who prefers their festive cheer with a healthy dose of attitude. Get ready to hiss your way through the season!

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No Kisses Just Hisses Angry Black Cat Christmas Ugly Sweater

This bold sweater features a striking, high-contrast mix of classic Christmas red, cream, and black, adorned with traditional fair isle patterns incorporating snowflakes, bells, and Christmas trees. The centerpiece is a powerful, dramatic graphic of an enraged black cat mid-hiss, baring its teeth and demanding personal space. Above and below this furious feline are the clear, unapologetic words: “NO KISSES” and “JUST HISSES.” This design is a brilliant blend of irreverent humor, relatable pet-owner struggles, and holiday irony. It humorously captures the overwhelming nature of the season, where forced affection and unwanted attention are common, translating that feeling into the universal language of an angry cat. Wearing this piece signals a self-aware, witty, and honest personality—someone who embraces their need for personal boundaries and finds humor in communicating their low tolerance for holiday pleasantries. It’s the perfect, cozy way to make an instantly recognizable, funny, and deeply endearing statement to fellow quiet-seekers.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Sweater
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Should Buy This Festive Game-Changer?

You should buy this exclusive item because it instantly provides a unique, genuinely funny, and highly relatable concept that taps into the universal pet-owner experience and the need for personal space, guaranteeing immediate connection, knowing laughs, and high-fives from cat lovers and introverts. It’s an essential purchase for those who love cats, appreciate dry humor, or simply need a visual cue to keep well-meaning relatives at bay, providing a cozy garment that is both incredibly warm and a fantastic, boundary-setting conversation starter. Furthermore, this comfortable, cozy sweater makes an exceptional, hilarious, and thoughtful gift for the grumpy friend, the cat owner with attitude, or the family member who hates forced hugs, offering a memorable, functional, and deeply distinctive present for the holiday season. Stop forcing smiles; embrace the cozy attitude of the No Kisses Just Hisses Angry Black Cat Christmas Ugly Sweater.

Stay warm, set your boundaries, and embrace the inner feline. The No Kisses Just Hisses Angry Black Cat Christmas Ugly Sweater is your perfect uniform for a comfortable, honest, and hiss-tastic festive season.

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.