On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Nov 12
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Literary Anarchy: The “On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos Ugly Christmas Sweater”
Ready to celebrate your love for literature with a wonderfully rebellious and chaotic spirit? Announce your mission for intellectual mischief with the unforgettable “On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the essential attire for the witty book defender and charming troublemaker.
The “On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a vibrant, cozy pullover that perfectly fuses traditional holiday knitwear with imaginative, self-aware humor. The sweater features a bold, classic red background, framed by traditional “ugly sweater” Fair Isle patterns of white reindeer, snowflakes, and Christmas trees, setting a cheerful festive scene. The centerpiece delivers the ultimate, playful punchline: an illustration of a determined green frog, wearing a Santa hat, pedaling a bicycle with a basket overflowing with books, while loose pages and notes swirl around him. Above and below this scene of literary delinquency, the bold text declares the wearer’s dual intentions: “ON MY WAY TO HOARD BOOKS” and “AND CAUSE CHAOS.” This design is a masterstroke of whimsical comedy, transforming the frog—a beloved internet icon of weirdness—into an agent of intellectual and festive mischief. It symbolizes the wearer’s commitment to self-expression, their intense love for accumulating knowledge, and their playful rejection of quiet conformity. It’s a warm, comfortable, and immediately eye-catching piece that is perfect for the bibliophile, the charming rebel, the frog enthusiast, or anyone ready to be the center of a hilarious, sympathetic conversation about books and beautiful disorder.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Reasons to Buy:
Showcase your love for reading, frogs, and a wonderfully chaotic sense of humor with a clever, unforgettable, and highly specific graphic, instantly connect and bond with fellow book hoarders and mischief-makers who appreciate the irony, enjoy the superior warmth and cozy comfort of a festive knit pullover perfect for chilly weather and all-day lounging, make the absolute perfect, unique, and thoughtful gift for the literary rebel, the frog enthusiast, or the friend who values their weirdness, and own a unique, spirited piece that perfectly blends cozy holiday tradition with witty, anarchic humor.
This season, don’t just read the adventure—live it! The “On My Way To Hoard Books And Cause Chaos Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential, comfortable, and clever garment for those who choose imagination and glorious disorder over dull conformity. It’s warm, unique, and ready for your best holiday quest. Order your delightfully chaotic sweater today and may your book-hoarding mission be successful!
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
