Periodic Christmas Lick Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Nov 12
Nov 18 - Nov 20
Nov 26 - Dec 01
The Sweet Science: The Witty “Periodic Christmas Lick Ugly Christmas Sweater”
Ready to prove that even chemistry can’t resist the allure of festive fun? Celebrate the unpredictable reactions of the season with the brilliant “Periodic Christmas Lick Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the essential garment for the scientist with a wonderfully playful spirit.
The “Periodic Christmas Lick Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a bold, cozy pullover that flawlessly fuses traditional holiday knitwear with sharp, niche scientific and self-aware humor. The sweater features a dramatic black background, framed by classic “ugly sweater” patterns of gift boxes, trees, and geometric designs in bright red, green, and yellow, setting a cheerfully chaotic festive scene. The centerpiece delivers the ultimate intellectual and humorous punchline: a highly detailed, full parody of the Periodic Table of Elements. The elements themselves are replaced with witty phrases related to licking, tasting, and holiday indulgences, such as a playful query in the center: “CAN I LICK IT?” The legend at the bottom gives color-coded, humorous answers: “Actually, yes!,” “Maybe not…,” and “Only once.” This design is a masterstroke of niche comedy, perfectly capturing the fun contradiction of applying the rigid structure of chemistry to a question of pure, impulsive fun. It transforms the sweater from mere apparel into a statement of intelligent wit, symbolizing the wearer’s appreciation for logic, humor, and the irresistible temptation of festive treats like gingerbread and candy canes. It’s a warm, comfortable, and immediately eye-catching piece that is perfect for the chemist, the science teacher, the student, or anyone who appreciates a great, highly specific, and self-aware joke.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Reasons to Buy:
Showcase your intellectual wit and love for science with a clever, unforgettable, and highly specific graphic, instantly connect and bond with fellow scientists, students, and enthusiasts who appreciate the irony of the periodic table parody, enjoy the superior warmth and cozy comfort of a festive knit pullover perfect for chilly weather and all-day lounging, make the absolute perfect, unique, and thoughtful gift for the chemist, baker, or friend who loves a good, clever joke, and own a unique, spirited piece that perfectly blends cozy holiday tradition with smart, specialized humor.
This season, ensure your style is chemically balanced and totally irresistible! The “Periodic Christmas Lick Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential, comfortable, and clever garment for navigating the festivities with an element of surprising fun. It’s warm, witty, and ready for your best holiday pun. Order your unique science sweater today and enjoy the reaction!
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
