Read Everything Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Read Everything Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Ultimate Literary Kraken of the Holidays

Embrace the chaotic joy of a bookworm’s holiday with the Read Everything Ugly Christmas Sweater! This piece is the perfect, witty attire for anyone who loves to read and celebrate in style.

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Read Everything Ugly Christmas Sweater

This spectacular sweater is a marvel of the ugly Christmas sweater genre, designed for those whose reading list never ends. The captivating central graphic features an industrious, festive octopus—a true literary kraken—expertly juggling multiple open books and a mug with its many tentacles. It’s fully dressed for the season, sporting a Santa hat and a green striped scarf, with a tiny Christmas tree tucked into its grasp. Beneath this multi-tasking marine life, the clear command is given: “READ EVERYTHING.” The dynamic scene is set against a rich, burgundy background, framed by wonderfully busy fair isle-inspired patterns featuring Santa faces, reindeer, and snowflakes in yellow, red, and brown. This garment is more than just holiday apparel; it’s a humorous and aspirational symbol of the book lover’s dedication, illustrating the impossible task of tackling a massive reading queue with great enthusiasm. It’s an excellent way to show off your passion for literature, your love for quirky, imaginative creatures, and your commitment to an unforgettable holiday look.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Need This Reading Octopus Sweater Now?

You need to purchase this amazing sweater immediately because it’s an utterly unique and hilarious statement piece guaranteed to make you the brightest star at any holiday gathering, offering a brilliant, instantly recognizable design that perfectly captures the humorous side of being a dedicated reader, appealing strongly to teachers, students, librarians, and anyone who appreciates imaginative, witty holiday fashion, making it the perfect, unexpected, and utterly charming gift for the bibliophile in your life or a necessary addition to your own wardrobe for winning the season’s sweater contest.

Don’t let your holiday outfit be anything less than legendary! The Read Everything Ugly Christmas Sweater is your call to arms—or, well, call to tentacles—to tackle your reading list with gusto. It’s funny, it’s vibrant, and it perfectly encapsulates the boundless energy of a true book lover. Grab yours today and let this reading octopus bring the magic to your Christmas!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.