Red Horse Ketamine Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Take a Surreal Ride with the Red Horse Ketamine Ugly Christmas Sweater!

Ready for a holiday look that’s utterly bizarre, wildly colorful, and deeply rooted in internet absurdity? This is the Red Horse Ketamine Ugly Christmas Sweater, the perfect piece for those who appreciate niche humor and surreal aesthetics.

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Red Horse Ketamine Ugly Christmas Sweater

This extraordinary sweater features a mind-bending, high-contrast color palette of lime green, vibrant yellow, and deep purple, setting a surreal scene that breaks all traditional holiday rules. The central graphic is a chaotic and instantly recognizable piece of internet culture: two muscular, cartoon horses, colored a shocking pinkish-red, galloping across a strange, mountainous landscape under a patchy sky. The entire scene looks like something out of a bizarre dream. In bold, white lettering against the yellow band at the bottom, the single, simple word “KETAMINE” delivers the punchline, providing the context for the psychedelic absurdity above it. The sweater is a visual feast, blending its chaotic core with colorful, wavy borders and patterns that mimic the feeling of a vibrant, altered state. This garment is far more than a simple novelty item; it’s a confident, brilliant piece of dark, self-aware humor that celebrates the bizarre corners of internet culture and the fun of subverting expectations. It appeals to the wearer who has a fearless, uninhibited sense of humor, appreciates irony, and is determined to be the most memorable, abstractly funny person in the room, making it an unforgettable symbol of chaos and high-concept absurdity.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Sweater
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Need This Sweater in Your Life?

Are you looking for the most shocking, most surreal, and most guaranteed-to-win-the-contest garment for an adult-themed holiday party, or searching for the ultimate gag gift for a friend with a spicy, uninhibited sense of humor? The Red Horse Ketamine Ugly Christmas Sweater is your required attire. It’s an instant, chaotic conversation starter that will generate bursts of laughter and confused looks from anyone who isn’t in on the joke. This sweater provides a comfortable, high-impact, and wildly provocative alternative to all other holiday designs, ensuring you win the “most bizarre” prize and become the legend of the party. It allows you to proudly display your bold, irreverent personality and your love for the strange and unexpected.

Don’t settle for boring holiday themes. Embrace the chaos and the surreal! Grab the Red Horse Ketamine Ugly Christmas Sweater today and step into the holidays with comfort, style, and an unforgettable, mind-bending message!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.