Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Nerdiest and Most Accurate Ugly Christmas Sweater for Tech Pros!

Are you ready to show everyone how the real magic of Christmas happens? It’s all about clean data and optimized queries! Then you need the brilliantly clever Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Christmas Sweater! This isn’t just warm apparel; it’s a witty, non-verbal declaration that you speak SQL and appreciate the sanctity of synchronized data. If you want an ugly Christmas sweater that is incredibly unique, geeky, and guaranteed to earn instant, knowing laughs from every programmer and database administrator, this Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Christmas Sweater is your essential uniform for a technically sound Christmas!

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Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Christmas Sweater

This cozy, crew-neck sweater uses a striking deep navy blue background, perfectly mimicking a terminal screen or IDE (Integrated Development Environment), contrasted with bright red, white, and green accents. The entire garment is covered in dense, traditional ugly sweater Fair Isle patterns, featuring festive icons like snowflakes, small reindeer, Christmas trees, and tiny red hearts, all creating a busy, themed backdrop. The overall aesthetic has a fun, 8-bit/pixelated feel.

The central graphic is the core of the genius joke:

  • Code & Carol: The top section features a clever parody of the classic carol, written in a programming style: “he’s writing queries, he’s optimizing them twice.”
  • The Query: Below the rhyming couplet is the SQL code that runs Christmas: SELECT * FROM gifts WHERE recipient = 'nice'.
  • Visuals: A charming, pixelated Santa Claus is seen riding his sleigh with his reindeer over a row of festive, snow-covered houses.
  • The Punchline: At the very bottom, the core declaration is made: “Santa’s database is never out of sync.” The entire image is a masterful piece of visual and technical wordplay, perfectly marrying the language of data management with the spirit of Christmas.

    Product Details: 

    Material 100% Polyester
    Color Printed Colors
    Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
    Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
    Brand GullPrint
    Made In United States

Why You Need to Buy This Sweater?

Choosing the Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Christmas Sweater is the simplest way to upgrade your humor and style this season. Firstly, Unbeatable Niche Humor: This sweater is incredibly smart and specific. It’s a guaranteed icebreaker that instantly connects you with fellow programmers, analysts, and IT professionals, proving you have the cleverest holiday apparel. You’ll be the undisputed winner of the “Smartest” or “Most Original” sweater award.

Don’t let the holiday season pass without adding some serious tech wit to your style. The Santa’s Database Never Out of Sync Ugly Christmas Sweater is warm, brilliantly clever, and the perfect uniform for a logically consistent Christmas. Click “Add to Cart” today and spread the technically accurate cheer!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.