Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick now is noodle Ugly Christmas Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 29.5 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
M 30.5 in 46 in 19 in 27.5 in
L 31 in 48.5 in 20 in 28.5 in
XL 32 in 51 in 21.5 in 29 in
2XL 33 in 53 in 22.5 in 30 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31 in
4XL 34.5 in 58 in 25 in 31.5 in
5XL 35 in 60 in 26 in 32.5 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 147 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve Age
2XS 15 in 12 in 11 in 14 in 2-3
XS 17 in 14 in 12.2 in 15 in 3-5
S 20 in 17 in 14.5 in 18 in 5-8
M 22 in 18.5 in 16 in 19.7 in 8-10
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17 in 21 in 10-12
XL 27 in 21 in 18 in 26 in 12-15
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve Age
2XS 38 cm 31 cm 27 cm 35 cm 2-3
XS 43 cm 36 cm 31 cm 38 cm 3-5
S 51 cm 43 cm 37 cm 46 cm 5-8
M 55 cm 47 cm 40 cm 50 cm 8-10
L 59 cm 50 cm 43 cm 53cm 10-12
XL 68 cm 53 cm 45 cm 66 cm 12-15
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick is Now a Noodle Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Most Outrageous Holiday Knit!

Embrace the absurdity this holiday season with the “Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick is Now a Noodle Ugly Christmas Sweater”. This outrageously funny sweater is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to be the most memorable knit at any holiday gathering.

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Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick now is noodle Ugly Christmas Sweater

This sweater features a truly bizarre and hilarious design inspired by the popular internet meme. It depicts a figure in a Santa hat casting a spell, with the now-infamous phrase “Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick is Now a Noodle” boldly displayed. The design is set against a festive backdrop of red, black, and white with snowflakes and geometric patterns, adding a touch of holiday cheer to the absurdity.

Why you should buy this sweater?

  • Unforgettable and Hilarious: This sweater is truly one-of-a-kind, featuring a design that is both absurd and hilarious. It’s guaranteed to get a reaction and be the most memorable sweater at any party.
  • Embrace the Meme Culture: Show your appreciation for internet humor and meme culture with this sweater. It’s a fun way to connect with others who share your sense of humor.
  • Stand Out from the Crowd: This sweater is not for the shy and retiring. It’s a bold statement piece that will make you stand out from the crowd and showcase your unique personality.
  • Perfect for Parties and Gag Gifts: This sweater is perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday gatherings with friends, or as a hilarious gag gift for someone with a good sense of humor.

Product Details: 

Material 100% polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Christmas Sweater
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash at normal temperature, with similar wash colors.
  • Do not use cleaning chemicals
  • Limit machine washing and ironing. If so, use at the appropriate temperature.

The “Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick is Now a Noodle” Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate choice for those who dare to be different and embrace the ridiculous. With its high-quality material, comfortable fit, and outrageously funny design, this sweater is guaranteed to make a statement and spark laughter wherever you go. So, embrace the absurdity and get ready to have the most unforgettable holiday season ever with this truly unique sweater!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.