That Wasn’t Very Data-driven Of You Christmas Ugly Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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That Wasn’t Very Data-driven Of You Christmas Ugly Sweater: Analytics Meets Absurdity!

Ready to bring your professional precision and analytical wit to the holiday party? The That Wasn’t Very Data-driven Of You Christmas Ugly Sweater is the ultimate garment for analysts, engineers, and anyone who insists on facts over feelings—even during the festive season. Get ready to prove your point, one cozy calculation at a time!

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That Wasnt Very Data driven Of You Christmas Ugly Sweater

This cozy sweater features a warm, inviting color palette of orange, cream, and deep green, evoking a comfortable, autumnal festive feel. The knit is framed by classic fair isle patterns incorporating stylized snowflakes, pumpkins, and maple leaves, blending seasonal charm with rustic comfort. The centerpiece boldly displays the ultimate, witty professional critique in large, clear text: “THAT WASN’T VERY DATA-DRIVEN OF YOU.” This sweater’s meaning is a brilliant, humorous piece of corporate satire, tech culture, and self-aware irony. It humorously acknowledges the pervasive, often overused, jargon of the modern professional world (the demand for everything to be “data-driven”) and brings that seriousness into the inherently silly context of the ugly sweater party. Wearing this piece signals a sharp, witty, and intelligent personality, someone who embraces office humor and loves to gently tease colleagues about their reliance on buzzwords. It’s the perfect, cozy way to make an instantly recognizable, funny, and deeply endearing statement to fellow professionals and data enthusiasts.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Sweater
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Should Buy This Festive Game-Changer?

You should buy this item because it instantly taps into the language and humor of the corporate and analytical world, guaranteeing immediate connection, knowing laughs, and high-fives from anyone who works with data or attends endless meetings, ensuring you are the most wittily dressed person at the ugly sweater party. It’s an essential purchase for analysts, consultants, project managers, or anyone who appreciates a good technical joke, providing a cozy garment that is both incredibly warm and a fantastic, niche conversation starter. Furthermore, this comfortable, cozy sweater makes an exceptional, hilarious, and thoughtful gift for the statistician, the data scientist, or the colleague who always cites the metrics, offering a memorable, functional, and deeply personalized present. Stop relying on anecdotal evidence; wear your analysis proudly with the That Wasn’t Very Data-driven Of You Christmas Ugly Sweater.

Stay warm, stay witty, and always make a well-supported claim. The That Wasn’t Very Data-driven Of You Christmas Ugly Sweater is your perfect uniform for a comfortably smart and festive season.

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.