The Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Oracle Card Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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The Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Oracle Card Ugly Christmas Sweater: Your Darkly Humorous Holiday Fix

Fuel your holiday survival with caffeine and wit! The The Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Oracle Card Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect blend of cozy comfort, dark humor, and essential morning routine acknowledgement.

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The Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Oracle Card Ugly Christmas Sweater

This spectacularly unique sweater is a phenomenal, statement-making addition to the ugly Christmas sweater canon, designed for those who appreciate gothic aesthetics, coffee culture, and a dark sense of humor. The captivating central graphic is styled like a vintage oracle or tarot card, featuring a grinning skeleton cheerfully tangled in Christmas lights and sipping a mug of hot coffee. The bold, relatable text delivers the punchline: “THE COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG.” This entire darkly humorous scene is set against a textured off-white and brown background and is framed by traditional, intricate fair isle-inspired borders featuring geometric patterns, snowflakes, and holiday motifs in rich reds, greens, and browns. This garment is far more than just holiday apparel; it’s a brilliant, humorous symbol of relatable morning struggles, the necessity of caffeine, and the joy of embracing one’s inner morbidity during the festive season. It’s an ideal way to showcase your witty, unique personality and inject some unforgettable, laugh-out-loud charm into any Christmas gathering.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Need This Coffee Murder Sweater Now?

You should acquire this distinct sweater immediately because it’s a supremely original and hilariously engaging conversation starter that guarantees you stand out and spark laughter at any party, offering a refreshingly dark and wonderfully comfortable design that instantly appeals to coffee addicts, horror fans, and anyone seeking a clever, unconventional holiday garment, making it the perfect, necessary, and truly apt gift for the perpetually tired friend or a powerful seasonal addition to your own wardrobe for channeling some perfectly wry, self-aware holiday cheer this Christmas season.

Don’t let your holiday outfit be anything less than legendary! The The Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Oracle Card Ugly Christmas Sweater is your chance to embrace the festive season with humor and unmatched flair. It’s funny, it’s bold, and it perfectly captures that feeling of just needing a break. Grab yours today and let the coffee keep the peace!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.