This Is My Murder Face Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Seasonal Sarcasm: The Unapologetic “This Is My Murder Face Ugly Christmas Sweater”

Ready to skip the forced cheer and embrace your true, grumpy holiday spirit? Communicate your exact mood with the hilarious and universally relatable “This Is My Murder Face Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the essential garment for surviving holiday stress with a healthy dose of dark humor.

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This Is My Murder Face Ugly Christmas Sweater

The “This Is My Murder Face Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a cozy, clever pullover that masterfully clashes warm holiday aesthetics with a fierce, feline attitude. The sweater features a rich, earthy orange/brown background, framed by traditional, cozy knit patterns showcasing Christmas trees, bells, and gentle reindeer. The centerpiece delivers the ultimate, dry-witted punchline: a very disgruntled black cat, hilariously squeezed into a pumpkin costume and holding a small sign that boldly declares, “THIS IS MY MURDER FACE.” This design is a brilliant piece of visual comedy and self-aware irony. It subverts the overly sweet nature of the festive season with a dark, humorous acknowledgment of holiday stress and the effort required to maintain a cheerful facade. It transforms the sweater from mere apparel into a statement of defiant, self-aware wit, symbolizing the wearer’s refusal to tolerate nonsense and their appreciation for the funny side of emotional exhaustion. It’s a warm, comfortable, and immediately eye-catching piece that is perfect for the cat lover, the Halloween enthusiast who prefers fall, or anyone ready to be the center of a hilariously honest conversation.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy:

Guaranteed to be the most honest, funny, and unforgettable sweater at any ugly Christmas party, clearly and humorously communicate your emotional state and boundary without having to say a single word, enjoy the superior warmth and cozy comfort of a festive knit pullover perfect for chilly weather and all-day forced socialization, make the perfect, surprising, and laugh-out-loud gift for the grumpy cat owner, the sarcastic friend, or anyone who finds the holidays overwhelming, and own a unique, spirited piece that perfectly blends cozy holiday tradition with witty, dark humor.

This year, give the gift of honesty! The “This Is My Murder Face Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential, comfortable, and hilarious garment for those who choose genuine, grumpy humor over forced smiles. It’s warm, unique, and ready for your worst facial expression. Order your unapologetically grumpy sweater today and survive the holidays in style!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.