Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater
In stock
Nov 25
Dec 01 - Dec 03
Dec 09 - Dec 12
Embrace the Irony with the Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater!
Ready to take on the holiday season with a straight face and a wink? This is the Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater, the perfect piece for anyone who appreciates self-aware humor and a powerfully unconventional aesthetic.
This spectacularly bold sweater features an unapologetic, high-energy color palette dominated by bright lime green and electric pink, creating a chaotic, maximalist background of leopard print and chevron zigzags. The central figure is a large, earnest-looking goose, adorned with a bright pink wig and a large blue bow tied around its neck, giving it a surprisingly determined look. Layered over this artistic image, the text declares the ultimate ironic sentiment: “Today I’m a Serious GOOSE”. The juxtaposition of the serious declaration, the absurdly dressed animal, and the chaotic neon background is the heart of the sweater’s comedic genius. The entire design is framed by bright blue ribbing on the collar and cuffs, anchoring the wild colors. This sweater is far more than a simple novelty item; it’s a brilliant piece of visual comedy that subverts expectations and celebrates the fun of self-definition, even when the definition is clearly ridiculous. It suggests that you have the right to claim your mood, no matter how unbelievable, and that commitment to a bit of festive fun is a serious matter. It appeals to the wearer who possesses a fearless, uninhibited sense of humor and appreciates a genuinely unique, bizarre, and highly memorable visual statement, transforming a simple waterfowl into a comfortable, chaotic symbol of ironic self-importance.
Product Details:
| Material | 100% Polyester |
| Color | Printed Colors |
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Style | Ugly Sweater |
| Brand | GullPrint |
| Made In | United States |
Why You Need This Sweater in Your Life?
Are you looking for the most memorable, bizarre, and guaranteed-to-win-the-contest garment for a holiday party, searching for the ultimate unique gift for a friend who loves absurd humor and bold fashion, or simply determined to be the absolute center of attention? The Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater is your required attire. It’s an instant, chaotic conversation starter that will generate bursts of laughter and confused admiration from anyone who sees it. This sweater provides a comfortable, high-impact, and wildly unique alternative to predictable holiday designs, ensuring you win the “most ironic” or “most stylishly bizarre” prize in any ugly sweater contest. It allows you to proudly display your bold, irreverent personality and your confident command of the room in the most hilarious way possible.
Don’t settle for blending in this holiday season. Go bold, be fun, and be seriously a goose! Grab the Today I’m A Serious Goose Ugly Christmas Sweater today and step into the holidays with comfort, style, and an unforgettable, ironic message!
HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?
Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.
For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.
WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?
We offer worldwide shipping.
WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| All over print product | 3-5 days | 8-15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.
