Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater – Funny Holiday Outfit

Bring humor to your holiday wardrobe with the Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring a playful raccoon design and a hilarious message, this sweater is a fun choice for Christmas parties, casual gatherings, and seasonal celebrations.

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Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater
  • Bold Statement: Features the humorous phrase “Too Young To Retire, Too Broke To Quit, Too Fat To Strip” in eye-catching red and blue lettering.
  • Playful Raccoon Graphic: A cartoon raccoon dancing around a pole adds a cheeky touch to the design.
  • Festive Details: Red and green patterns, snowflakes, Christmas gifts, coffee mugs, and decorative holiday symbols create a cheerful seasonal look.
  • Colorful Layout: A vibrant Christmas-inspired design makes this sweater stand out at holiday gatherings.

Comfortable Fabric & Product Details

Made from 95% polyester and 5% Spandex, this GullPrint Ugly Sweater offers a lightweight, flexible feel for comfortable everyday wear. Its long sleeves and classic crewneck design make it easy to pair with jeans or casual pants. Produced in the USA, this holiday sweater is available in multiple sizes. Please carefully review the Size Guide before ordering to select the best fit.

Brand: GullPrint | Style: Ugly Sweater | Material: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Simple Care for Long-Lasting Wear

Machine wash cold with similar colors using a gentle cycle. Turn the sweater inside out before washing to help protect the printed design. Avoid bleach and high heat. Hang dry when possible.

The Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater combines festive colors, playful artwork, and adult humor in one memorable holiday outfit. A fun option for Christmas parties, themed events, or gifting to someone who enjoys humorous seasonal clothing.

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.

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