Turkey At The Table Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Turkey At The Table Ugly Christmas Sweater: Wear the Winner’s Vibe

Be the absolute center of attention this holiday season with the Turkey At The Table Ugly Christmas Sweater! The Turkey At The Table Ugly Christmas Sweater is the ultimate blend of festive cheer, dark humor, and undeniable self-confidence. This sweater is for anyone who appreciates a good, edgy joke, loves irony, and wants to bring a genuinely unforgettable, dominant piece of apparel to the holiday gathering. It’s guaranteed to be the coolest statement at any table.

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Turkey At The Table Ugly Christmas Sweater

This vibrant red and orange sweater takes the traditional “ugly Christmas sweater” aesthetic and transforms it into a hilarious, high-concept visual gag. The design features classic festive patterns—including reindeer, Christmas trees, and snowflakes—in a bold, warm palette. The centerpiece is a large, menacing turkey wearing a pilgrim hat, holding a sharp knife with a determined look. Above and below this assertive fowl, the text reads: “COOLEST TURKEY AT THE TABLE.” The meaning of this design is rooted in witty, dark humor and ironic self-praise. It cleverly subverts the usual role of the turkey (as the main course) and transforms it into a confident, slightly dangerous figure. The message is a fun, double-entendre boast, declaring the wearer’s status as the most interesting and dominant person in the room. Wearing this sweater is a bold, humorous way to signal your unapologetic confidence and your readiness to conquer the holiday season with a strong, ironic attitude.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy the Turkey At The Table Ugly Christmas Sweater Today

You need this sweater because the hilarious, knife-wielding turkey graphic is guaranteed to be an instant conversation starter and a memorable hit; the “Coolest Turkey” message is the perfect ironic boast for holiday bragging rights; it elevates the ugly sweater tradition with a truly original, witty, and unforgettable design; it serves as a perfect, witty gag gift for the family comedian, the self-proclaimed chef, or anyone who appreciates dark humor; and its comfortable, cozy aesthetic ensures you stay warm while wearing your alpha status proudly.

Don’t settle for being just another guest. The Turkey At The Table Ugly Christmas Sweater allows you to embrace the festive season with unmatched uniqueness and humor. It’s cozy, striking, and absolutely iconic. Secure your delightful, dominant sweater now and prove you are the coolest bird at the table!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.