Well Hung Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Double Entendre Delight: The Audacious “Well Hung Ugly Christmas Sweater”

Ready to deliver the cheekiest, most adult-humor punchline of the holiday season? Embrace the festive double entendre with the wonderfully provocative “Well Hung Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the essential garment for anyone who appreciates witty, suggestive humor.

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Well Hung Ugly Christmas Sweater

The “Well Hung Ugly Christmas Sweater” is a vibrant, cozy pullover that masterfully fuses traditional holiday aesthetics with an explicit, yet clever, dose of adult comedy. The sweater features a bold, classic red and deep green color palette, framed by traditional “ugly sweater” patterns of pine trees, snowflakes, and festive socks. The centerpiece delivers the ultimate, dry-witted and suggestive punchline: the elegant script text “Well Hung” is prominently displayed above a single, perfectly rendered Christmas stocking dangling from a hook. This design is a masterstroke of visual and verbal comedy, perfectly capturing the holiday tradition of hanging stockings while delivering a clear, tongue-in-cheek innuendo. It subverts the typically wholesome nature of holiday attire with a blast of delightful, self-aware naughtiness, symbolizing the wearer’s confident, fun-loving spirit and their appreciation for witty, suggestive humor. It transforms the sweater from mere apparel into an instant conversation starter and a bold declaration of personality. It’s a warm, comfortable, and immediately eye-catching piece that is perfect for the jokester, the confident individual, or anyone ready to be the center of a hilarious, adult-themed holiday conversation.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Christmas Hoodie
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Reasons to Buy:

Guaranteed to be the most suggestive, funny, and unforgettable sweater at any adult-themed ugly Christmas party, openly display your bold sense of humor and appreciation for clever double entendres, enjoy the superior warmth and cozy comfort of a festive knit pullover perfect for chilly weather and all-day lounging, make the absolute perfect, surprising, and laugh-out-loud gift for the confident friend, partner, or jokester in your life, and own a unique, spirited piece that perfectly blends cozy holiday tradition with outrageous, witty adult humor.

This season, make sure your holiday spirit is perfectly displayed! The “Well Hung Ugly Christmas Sweater” is the essential, comfortable, and hilarious garment for those who choose a good, suggestive joke over subtle celebration. It’s warm, unique, and ready to be the life of the adult party. Order your famously hung sweater today and enjoy the reaction!

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.