You ain’t Getting Shit Christmas Funny Holiday Christmas Ugly Sweater

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Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
SWEATER
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
SWEATER
 
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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You ain’t Getting Shit Christmas Funny Holiday Christmas Ugly Sweater: Santa’s Honest Verdict!

Ready to embrace your inner Grinch and deliver the season’s most brutally honest message? The You ain’t Getting Shit Christmas Funny Holiday Christmas Ugly Sweater is the ultimate, hilariously inappropriate garment for those who love dark humor, embrace cynicism, and aren’t afraid to tell it like it is. Get ready to win the ugly sweater contest on sheer sass!

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You aint Getting Shit Christmas Funny Holiday Christmas Ugly Sweater

This bold sweater features a vibrant, traditional Christmas green knit contrasted with crisp white, adorned with classic fair isle patterns incorporating snowflakes and Christmas trees. The centerpiece is a hilarious, retro-style graphic of Santa Claus—looking cheeky, winking, and cupping his hand to his mouth as if delivering a secret. Below the winking Santa is the bold, unambiguous, and laugh-out-loud message: “YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ SHIT.” This design is a brilliant blend of irreverent humor, classic imagery, and holiday rebellion. It humorously captures the feeling of being judged by the “Naughty List” and the fun of subverting the saccharine sweetness of the season. Wearing this piece signals a sharp, witty, and bold personality, someone who embraces adult humor and isn’t afraid to poke fun at the pressure for perpetual niceness. It’s the perfect, cozy way to make an instantly recognizable, funny, and unforgettable statement that will shock and delight in equal measure.

Product Details: 

Material 100% Polyester
Color Printed Colors
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Style Ugly Sweater
Brand GullPrint
Made In United States

Why You Should Buy This Festive Game-Changer?

You should buy this exclusive item because it provides a truly unique, outrageous, and hilariously inappropriate concept, guaranteeing instant attention, stunned laughter, and a strong victory in any ugly sweater contest, ensuring you stand out as the boldest person in the room. It’s an essential purchase for lovers of edgy humor, cynical wits, or anyone who simply wants to cause a massive stir and make a statement about their spot on the Naughty List, providing a cozy garment that is both incredibly warm and a massive conversation starter. Furthermore, this comfortable, cozy sweater makes an exceptional, hilarious, and unforgettable novelty gift for the most sarcastic friend, the family cynic, or the person who loves pushing the boundaries of taste, offering a memorable, functional, and deeply distinctive present for the holiday season. Stop pretending to be nice; embrace the cozy, scandalous comfort of the You ain’t Getting Shit Christmas Funny Holiday Christmas Ugly Sweater.

Have the boldest, funniest, and most memorable holiday yet! The You ain’t Getting Shit Christmas Funny Holiday Christmas Ugly Sweater is your perfect uniform for a comfortably outrageous and unforgettable season.

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping costs within the U.S. are as follows: $5,99 + $2 per additional item.

For international shipping: starting from $13 + $6 per additional item.

WHERE DOES GULLPRINT DELIVER?

We offer worldwide shipping.

WHEN WILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR ORDER?

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
All over print product 3-5 days 8-15 days

 

Other Countries:

Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 15-30 days. Please note that public holidays, destination countries, and couriers may affect shipping times.